Princess Sarah has made a comeback, boys and girls.
Our favorite London boarding school student has joined Twitter (@TweetsNiSarah), and her tweets are pretty damn remarkable. She’s all grown up now, and it looks like time has toughened her up (she apparently hates Becky and Ermengarde now. And obsessed with potatoes.).
Here are 8 life lessons that we can get from our no-so-munting Prinsesa.
8. On Love
MAGANDANG UMAGA #TEAMPATATAS WAG KALILIMUTANG MAG “GOOD MORNING” AT “LABYU” SA MGA MAHAL NYO KAHIT TARANTADO SILA MINSAN LABYU XOXO
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 22, 2014
7. On How to Deal With Your Enemies
SINONG NAGBIGAY KAY LAVINIA NG NUMBER KO TANGINA NAMAN pic.twitter.com/IENiefmP5r
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 22, 2014
6. On Education
Sa mga may pasok bukas, mag-aral kayo ha wag kayong gagaya kay Ermengarde na tanga na, tamad pa mag-aral.
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 23, 2014
5. On Miley Cyrus
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL TANGINA PARTIDA DI PA KO NAKAKAPIT DYAN MGA BHE pic.twitter.com/u0o0hzvyhN
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 21, 2014
4. On Cases of Mistaken Identity
“@MsMinchinn: Sarah! Tweet kpa ng tweet. Maglinis kna. Malandi. @TweetsNiSarah pic.twitter.com/yqTT59YBDD” TANGA KA MISS MINCHIN SI BECKY YAN EH
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 21, 2014
3. On Breakfast (or lack thereof)
GOOD MORNING KAIN TAYO BREAKFAST MGA BHE HAHAHAHA ULOL JOKE LANG WALA NGA KAMING MAKAIN EH JUSKO pic.twitter.com/Fp8uuouaiD
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 21, 2014
2. On Cosmetics
ISA KA PA HEIDI MAGSAMA KAYO NI LOTTIE MGA MAAGANG NAG BLUSH-ON MGA BATANG HALIPAROT pic.twitter.com/KQMdPHFLMi
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 20, 2014
1. On Rest
BWISIT KA LOTTIE NATUTULOG NA AKO EH BWAKINGINAMO TALAGA pic.twitter.com/EAIes4n8AM
— Princess Sarah (@TweetsNiSarah) September 22, 2014