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The PDAF situation is very serious. So to listen to Janet Napoles' answers at the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee hearing and seeing everything turn into a farce can just leave us up in arms in frustration.


We have to stay vigilant but after a long day, let's take a little breather and have a drink (or two or a lot) and note at least one positive news about another Filipina, Ariella “Ara” Arida, who is our representative to this year's Miss Universe pageant.


How's about we re-imagine Napoles' answers as replies to classic Miss Universe pageant questions? (Please note: the original questions have been paraphrased for maximum meme fabulousness.)






[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/8V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]8. What is the essence of a woman? I INVOKE MY RIGHT TO (sic) SELF-INCRIMINATE.[/text_image]
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(Sushmita Sen, Miss Universe 1994)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/7V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]7. How would you entertain a man from the moon?HINDI KAMI CLOSE MASYADO.[/text_image]
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(Gloria Diaz, Miss Universe 1969)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/6V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]6. What would you do with one million dollars?TAMA LANG PO ANG INCOME KO.[/text_image]
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(Margie Moran, Miss Universe 1973)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/5V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]5. Should speaking English be a prerequisite for Miss Universe? HINDI KO ALAM.[/text_image]
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(Janine Tugunon, 1st Runner Up, Miss Universe 2012)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/4V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]4. Would you change your religion to marry someone you love? WALA NAMAN PONG MGA "BAWCHER-BAWCHER.[/text_image]
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(Shamcey Supsup, 3rd Runner Up, Miss Universe 2011)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/3V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]3. Should Miss Universe continue her reign if she gets pregnant? WALA NAMAN PONG SCAM.[/text_image]
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(Miriam Quiambao, 1st Runner Up at Miss Universe 1999)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/2V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]2. How many islands are there in the Philippines? HINDI KO PO MAALALA.[/text_image]
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(Charlene Gonzales, Top 6 at Miss Universe 1994)


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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1V.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]1. Why should you be the new Miss Universe? AYAW KO PO, BAKA PAGPIYESTAHAN.[/text_image]
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(Maria Desiree "Des” Verdadero, 3rd Runner Up, Miss Universe 1984)


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