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Weddings are very special occasions. And why not, when it involves two people promising a lifetime commitment to each other? But why let the sanctity of the event keep you from making a fool out of yourselves while bothering the other attendees? Here's how to do just that, through these 8 fashion items.





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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-8a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]8. Never follow that color motif and the color restriction.[/text_image]
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Always know what the motif is, once they’ve given the final motif that’s your cue to look for a better and brighter color for you to wear. The tip is always wear the opposite color.

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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-7a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]7. T-shirt polo (for men) , colorful plunging neckline (for women)[/text_image]
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For men: Go to the nearest department store and buy those cheap-looking Hawaiian shirts with the brightest floral print. If you can’t find floral prints, you can always switch to animal prints. Mind you, the best way to wear it is to unbutton it until your chest hair is peaking out.

For women: Colorful plunging neckline, preferably the neon colored ones that would show 70% of your breasts.

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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-6a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]6. Wear your best rubber slippers[/text_image]
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Whatever it is as long as it is open and rubbery, it will never fail to make you look like a douchebag, so I suggest, you wear the best from your closet—slippers.

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Where do you think you’re going? To the beach? A stroll in the park? Or off to bed? You pick, but I’m sure the only place you’ll be stationed in is inside your car or maybe, if you’re lucky enough, right beside the church door and backdoor of the reception or kitchen.

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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-4a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]4. Crumpled and untidy clothes[/text_image]
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Imagine when you see someone looking very untidy on a daily basis. What comes into your mind? “He didn’t take a bath.” “He just came out from the mental institution.” And obviously, “He’s not gonna get it.” What more if you see someone attending a wedding looking like that, can you imagine what other guests would say?

It always amazes me how people can walk around looking very untidy. Add a little crease here and there, and then voilà! You’re a head turner.

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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-3a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]3. Cross-dress[/text_image]
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See if you can snag the cutest couple award.

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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-2a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]2. Mimic the outfit of the Bride and Groom[/text_image]
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If you’re going to mimic the bride and groom, might as well pay for half of what they spent. Also, why not bring your own bridesmaids and flower girls to walk you down the isle.

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[text_image img="http://8list.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/douche-bag-text-1a.png" width="100%" type="subheading"]1. Be a rockstar[/text_image]
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I have a list of what not to wear: be as casual as you can is in my top 8. If ripped jeans and T-shirt or tank top, is where you are comfortable, then I think you should expect that you would be looked at a lot. Then again, think about how many times you'll attend a wedding in a year, probably just once, so why not impress others on how you can prep up, by wearing the proper attire—a nice suit for men and a cocktail dress or gown for women.

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Dannavie Chanyongco

Dannavie is a 23-year-old student who started her career in designing for apparel companies. She is the Head Fashion Designer in Charlie Apparel, also known as Sunnies by Charlie. She struggles to find a way on how Wearable Technology can be accepted in Philippines.

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