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Valentine’s Day makes you think about all the gross things that couples do to keep their relationship exciting. Here are some of them.
8 Couple Shirts
In case they lose each other in a crowd. Or if they want to make their friends uncomfortable.
7 Edible underwear
A light snack between the sheets. Why not?
Glow In the Dark Condoms
You know what they say about the moth and the flame.
5 That Couple-only App
So they won’t have to gross out their Facebook friends (i.e. us) anymore.
4 Find my Friends App
So they’ll always know where to find each other.
3 Couple Earphones
For listening to all their 27 theme songs—privately!
2 Long Distance Pillows
Who says they can’t sleep together
when they’re away from each other?
Oh and the perfect LDR gadget:
, the long distance kissing machine! Gross.
1 Tandem Toilet
Talk about making the most out of their time together.
Brace yourselves for more couple/coupling-related posts, guys. We’ll wait for your reactions in the Comments Section.