L8est News: The Bad News (What Other Kind is There, Really?) Edition

It’s bad news for us, or bad news for them. Here’s the TL:DR of this week’s hottest news, in case you missed it.
8. Kris Aquino’s publicist pretty much documents her every thought

The President’s sister probably has thoughts worth the publicity other than
the ones about a certain Quezon City Mayor, right?
7. Chino Roces is not safe, guys

If you live in Makati, you don’t really need to be reminded that you can get mugged walking along Chino Roces. But apparently, it’s getting even worse because now
the cops admit to not being able to keep things in control.
6. 18-year-old dies from Tau Gamma Phi hazing

DLSU-College of Saint Benilde student Guillo Servando
died shortly after the initiation rites of Tau Gamma Phi. One of the 15 suspects
surrendered yesterday.
5. 6-year-old sexually abused by a 12-year-old

The 6-year-old girl was living in an evacuation center with her family in Zamboanga when her
12-year-old neighbor molested her. The suspect is currently in the custody of the Department of Social Welfare and Development.
4. PNoy reveals why Nora Aunor was snubbed

He cites the drug case for which the actress was
never convicted for.
3. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has been suspended from Congress

Finally, two years since the motion was filed,
Sandiganbayan suspends Pampanga Representative Gloria Macapagal Arroyo for her involvement in the
botched National Broadband Network (NBN) deal with Chinese telecommunications firm, ZTE Corp. The suspension will last for 90 days.
2. SC rules DAP illegal

Will the Senators be asked to
give the money back?
1. Miriam Santiago has stage 4 lung cancer

But in true Sen. Miriam fashion, she posted
this earlier today. #MiriamFight