8 Reasons Why Men Should Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans
Despite valiant efforts by kind citizens to put an end to skinny jeans for men, the trend continues to grow. If you, dear male reader, remains uncertain about this strange phenomenon (and perhaps thinking of jumping the bandwagon) take a look at the following pictures and see the atrocity that continues to be perpetrated. You do not want this. You don’t.
Here are 8 reasons (which are supported by pictures, so you’ll realize the gravity of the situation) why men should stop wearing skinny jeans.
8 You will make your partner cry
Pretty sure the girl in this photo is crying inside.
7 People will look at you funny
Also: unflattering horizontal stripes are unflattering.
6 You will have a hard time consuming food/beverages
No space for nutrients. NOTHING.
5 Your dance moves will be limited to arm movements.
You tell them, Conan! Jeggings are VERY bad.
4 Your tough guy status will be ruined. Forever
Those huge biceps that you have worked so hard for, GONE. It’s OK to showcase your toned legs, but not this way.
3 You will be an eyesore
The only thing you’re bringing back is despair :(
2 Some of your friends will not want to be seen with you
Also, skinny jeans in different colors: double whammy.
1 Your man-parts will suffer
“LET ME OUT!” – your balls.